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Well hello there. So kind of you to drop by
my humble abode.
Oh sorry pardon the writer's vocabulary. I
mean it’s very nice of you to come visit me in my home. I get so few visitors.
But so far I have been quite lucky in those who visit me. Why look I even had
the fortune of entertaining you!
That's right we haven't met before. Well
you can call me Narrator. And you?
Oh dear I'm not sure if I can remember
that. Would you mind if I called you Reader?
Wonderful. Now what can I do for you?